tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
Just saw my cat fall off the coffee table for no apparent reason. This is why we got a pet.
the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn
I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat
even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop